Our story takes place on a pretty island
With beautiful turquoise waters
In the waters off this island there lives a mermaid
She starts out contented and happy with the things that be
She gets jealous when she sees her friends and their lovely legs
A weird fairy godmother appears and tells her it is possible for her too, to have legs, while the mermaid scoffs in disbelief
She makes a wish anyway
Her tail starts to fall to pieces and she screams in agony
She has sprouted a pair of legs! She is happy even if they appear pasty and pig-trotter-like
All's well that ends well.
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1 Comments:
OH.MY.GAWD. Thank you for brightening my dark dark Monday morning. Now I can walk into the office knowing I am not the biggest idiot on this planet. Hahahahahaha.
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